Korean Mermaid Puke

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Sat, 02 Jun 2012 08:41:37 -0400

jongrassicpark: jonghyun do you need a pad or a tampon

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 20:31:42 -0400

jongrassicpark:

jonghyun do you need a pad or a tampon

I am naturally skinny, and I'm unable to gain weight.

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 18:13:37 -0400

sixbillionsecrets:

from Six Billion Secrets http://bit.ly/LTzL87

wadeinthefire: mermaid-vision: amydentata: boi-girl-wonder: O...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 18:10:09 -0400

wadeinthefire:

mermaid-vision:

amydentata:

boi-girl-wonder:

ONLY EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. granted they’re only one letter away from the same name, but with different intonations, etc.

Dissociative identity problems:

When you answer to at least 20 first names and also possess countless name phrases.

The other day, someone came up to me and was like SO IT’S GALILEO NOW? And in my head I was like well, actually I don’t really mind that or Cecily, but I guess I prefer Ganymede now except I just nodded instead.

And then this one time the coffee guy asked if he could get a name for my order and I accidentally said ‘No thank you’ and he was like wat and then I dissociated and couldn’t remember a name to give him and it was very awkward, but DON’T WORRY in the end I GOT MY PEACH SMOOTHIE.

I love happy endings.

This happened when I was in Santa Cruz so much.

Having to introduce yourself by your assigned name when you’re with someone who knows you as trans is a special kind of emotion pain.

And it is not fun.

Korean Street Food

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 18:06:52 -0400

Korean Street Food

imyoonas: luhanimnida: OMFG IT’S SO CLOSE AND SO HD OMG HOW...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 18:03:33 -0400

imyoonas:

luhanimnida:

OMFG IT’S SO CLOSE AND SO HD OMG

HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE

MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING OMFG

Reblog if you're secretly a 46 year old man.

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 18:02:39 -0400

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Fri, 01 Jun 2012 18:02:01 -0400

themagiczebra: Dongwoon and his highly suggestive comment.

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 18:00:41 -0400

themagiczebra:

Dongwoon and his highly suggestive comment.

caseyiscosmic: moonlightgoodbyes: unic0rnbitch: YOU...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 17:54:22 -0400

caseyiscosmic:

moonlightgoodbyes:

unic0rnbitch:

YOU CAN’T CLIMB UP THE WALLS, CHAIR. YOU’RE A CHAIR.

YOU ARE AN INATIMATE OBJECT MADE FOR ELEVATED SITTING, NOT SPIDERMAN…

CHAIR, YOU’RE DRUNK.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CHAIR, GOD.

FUCK YA’LL I WANT THIS CHAIR.

CHAIR, DON’T LET THEM DISCOURAGE YOU. DON’T LISTEN TO THEM, CHAIR. IF YOU WANT TO CLIMB THE WALL THEN DO IT. YOU’RE ALREADY HALFWAY THERE AND YOU’RE DOING AN AMAZING JOB. BE DIFFERENT, CHAIR. REACH FOR THE STARS. LOOK AT YOU. YOU ARE DEFYING WHAT HAS BEEN THE DEFINITION OF “CHAIR” FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. YOU. CAN. DO. IT.

FUCKING CHAIR, YOU ARE NOT LYN-Z

DON’T LISTEN TO THEM. CAUSE CHAIR YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY.

CHAIR. YOU’RE AMAZING JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.

CHAIR PLEASE, DON’T YOU EVER, EVER FEEL LIKE YOU’RE LESS THAN FUCKING PERFECT!!1!

chair, have you ever felt like a plastic bag drifting through the wind?

JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH YOU ASCEND.
BUT THAT’S ALL RIGHT,
BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY YOU BEND.
JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH YOU DARE.
WELL THAT’S ALL RIGHT,
‘CAUSE YOU’RE A BADASS FUCKING CHAIR.
A BADASS FUCKING CHAIR.

THIS FUCKING POST.

Forever reblog <3

this comments. i really love everyone who commented above. hang in there you badass effing chair

panic-at-221b: Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting...

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:56:26 -0400

panic-at-221b:

Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.
Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens.
Because some hunters marry angels.
Because some Divas marry Squids.
Because some Kings marry Warlocks.
Because some aliens marry blue boxes.
Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.
Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.
Because some moose marry ~~tricksters, gods~~ archangels.
Because some Doctors marry their Masters.
Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.
Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.
Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.
Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.
Because some hunters marry their tricksters
Because some meerkats marry hobbits.
Because some Captains marry their First Officers
Because some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.
Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.
Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.
Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.
Because some Holy Tax Accountants marry Bow-legged Con Artists.
Because some fandoms marry other fandoms
Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.

yes.

hanamon: poobuttface: rainney: pieceofyam: yourcreepyuncle: ...

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:50:40 -0400

hanamon:

poobuttface:

rainney:

pieceofyam:

yourcreepyuncle:

mybuddykeiths-choice-ass:

SPITS

JESUS CHRIST

shitfuck

mroty:

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:44:25 -0400

mroty:

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:43:24 -0400

mroty:

All In Fun: If KPOP Fandoms Were Cities

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:41:30 -0400

Blackjack City: Boomboxes on every corner, where the inhabitants wear crazy yet cool hairstyles, drive really fast in racing cars, and wear sunglasses, even at night. "I Am The Best" bumperstickers are on every car. A lot of inhabitants have families in A+ City but Blackjack City is very friendly with VIP City inhabitants.
A+ City: Everyone is a ninja, every restaurant is a buffet, Engrish waffurs are the breakfast of choice, mailboxes are named Pigeon Folders. City is under the watchful eye of the much larger and powerful Cloud City.
Hottest City: Temperature is always 100 degrees so male inhabitants never wear shirts. Gymnastics are a required course in schools. Everyone starts their conversations by whispering 'JYP.'
Elf City: Everyone dresses in drag every Friday. There are no dogs: Only turtles are allowed as pets. Every morning, every citizen gets a "Good Morning Beautiful World" wake-up call. Sone City inhabitants love to visit very often. Many different neighborhoods within the city, including: M Neighborhood, KRY Neighborhood, and Happy Neighborhood. Radio shows are more popular than TV.
Baby City: Everyone has blonde hair. There are no dogs: Only bunnies are allowed as pets. Everyone also has a buddy robot. Everyone believes in aliens.
IAm City: Men are buff and dress as women when in public. Is the neighboring city next to Hottest City. Voice classes are mandatory after inhabitants turn 3.
B2UTY CITY: Everyone shuffle walks in their dancing shoes. When greeting someone for the first time, you must strike a Doo-pose. Fiction books are the only books read. Sometimes will mingle with A+ City.
Diadem City: Everyday they shufflin'. There are zombies that come out at night and you are not safe unless you travel in packs of 7. Native American costumes are forbidden.
Shawol City: Everyone eats nothing but chicken. Everyone is super curious and also greet newcomers with a "Hello Hello" in singsong voice. Sone City inhabitants love to visit Shawol City randomly. Dinosaurs, although rare, are the pet of choice. Dance classes are required by all residents the moment they can walk.
KissMe City: No one drinks water: Only Redbull is allowed for consumption. Pigeons are the pet of choice. 'Dora the Explorer' is the #1 most viewed TV show in this city for some reason. Everyone knows Korean and Japanese. Everyone's brain is connected directly to Twitter's server.
Andromeda City: Very young city that loves neighboring Noona cities. Love soup. Only Shinhwa songs are allowed to be played in public.
Sone City: Nothing but women. Men are not allowed in the city but Sone City residents freely visit Shawol City, Elf City, and Exotic City very often.
Exotic City: Everyone really loves their mamas. There are 2 moons over the city for some unknown reason. Monks chant in the streets and ninjas patrol the city at night. History is the only topic taught in schools. Two large neighborhoods: K Neighborhood and M Neighborhood. Trashcans in other cities confuse Exotic City residents.
VIP City: Everyone has multi-colored hair or hair extensions. Toy stores are a BIG deal. Only credit and debit cards are accepted by merchants: cash is thought dirty. Sharpeis are the pets of choice. There are no cars, only tanks. Nightclubs are open 24-7.
Cloud City: All men are ninjas. When it rains, every man takes his shirt off and goes outside for no reason. Poledancing is a required course in all schools. Is the larger, more advanced neighbor city to A+ City.
Angel City: Cats are the pets of choice. No one is allowed to wear anything that is NOT Evisu brand. Everyone drinks TiO tea and plays Mario Kart. Everyone chuckles "hyuk hyuk hyuk" when something is funny. Acting and dancing are mandatory courses in school. Used to be a part of megacity Cassiopeia City before the two cities were split.
Cassiopeia City: All inhabitants wake with the rising sun. Everyone is super tall and leggy. Dancing is a mandatory course in school. Next to Angel City, but the bridge that used to connect them was blown up and never repaired. Maybe one day it will be.
JayWalker City: Used to be near Hottest City and IAm City but relocated. Everyone has tattoos by their 10th birthday. Everyone has mandatory workout sessions from 3-5pm every day. Their minds, like KissMe City residents, are also hotwired to Twitter.
PrimaDonna City: Everyone wakes up with a "Good Morning Bob" wake-up call. "Kupai kupai" is the way to say goodbye. Everyone must learn to play an instrument. Dancing is discouraged but not banned. Right next to BOICE City, which confuses other cities because the two look like one big city and sometimes they cannot tell residents apart.
Dalmate City: Has the most E.R. facilities in the world. Car accidents are never fatal. Shirts are optional for all inhabitants.
BBC City: Derp capital of the world. Dreadlocks are required to be worn at least 3 months of your life. Kitties are the pets of choice. Known for it's large annual Cucumber Festival. Mixtapes are given away at every street corner.
BOICE City: Right next to PrimaDonna City. There is no border. It is common for inhabitants of both cities to get lost in the other city, and no one cares or notices, since everyone considers themselves a loner. Everyone can play the guitar. Busan accent is common for some reason.
PlayGirz City: Everyone learns how to band march in school. All inhabitants stay in the city until they graduate and then they leave. No one physically ages.
Inspirit City: Everything is synchronized and no one is ever late for anything. No matter what skill inhabitants are good at, they still practice it 6 hours a day. Rollover car accidents are common, but no one gets hurt, as all inhabitants are "jumpers": they can move from place to place within a certain yard radius with lightning speed.
Master City: Originally from Korea, but immigrated to Japan soon after. Korean and Japanese are the main languages here. Vocal classes are mandatory when inhabitants can talk. Ladies all have admiring boys stumbling after them. The citizens here LOVE cute things such as bingo and parades.

sociallyinadequate: This will never stop being funny.

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:33:39 -0400

sociallyinadequate:

This will never stop being funny.

ssinns: kaileythecorgi: yurbledoodleburg: zannyblogging: lady...

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:21:09 -0400

ssinns:

kaileythecorgi:

yurbledoodleburg:

zannyblogging:

lady-condom:

thatfrenchman:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

I am going to die alone!

I.. I uh.. Nope. …nope. not gonna.

Shit.

zomg *A*

omg Im in tears guys ;A;

this is so cute ;A;

I am crying. This is just so wonderful. TTuTT

things like this make me feel the happiest

If Super Junior has a country and Super Junior fandoms were the cities...

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:12:35 -0400

Angel City: They only have one president, Leeteuk. There are no other pets except for ducks. Everyone talks a lot, and gyms are forbidden; because they only exercise their uvula muscles for more talking purposes. This city is close with all the other cities in the Super Junior country.
Petal City: The citizens only have one flower, Heechul. Everyone is beautiful regardless of sexuality. Mirrors are everywhere. No normal man is present. Cats are pet of choice. When the citizens meet, they say, "BABO!" to each other with the traditional pointing-hand gesture.
Gengster City: Everybody eats nothing but the great Beijing Fried Rice. Every citizen knows how to do Chinese Martial Arts. This city is very close with Petals City.
Cloud City: Everyone is weird and awkward. There are no stores except for WHYSTYLE. Having a selca a day is required. International Movie Posters are in every corner of the city. Turtles are the pet of choice.
Camomile City: Arm wrestling is the number one sport. There are no drinks except for beer. Everyone possesses an irresistable eye smile. Everyone gets awkward when bunnies are around. There are no other pets except for raccoons.
ShinsFriends City: Everything is purple. There are no pets, thus everyone has their own teddy bear. The citizens dances like a crazy everytime. Everybody is happy all the way.
Vitamin City: This city is like a huge theme park. Everything is in pink! Bunnies are the pet of choice. Everyone does aegyo every time. The clock only strikes at 1:11, 2:22, 3:33 and other time with the same kind of number. No one drinks water because only bubble tea is available.
Jewel City: The only sport that everyone does is soccer. There are no other tv shows or movies on tv but porn and more porn. Monkeys and anchovys are the pet of choice. They call their Jewel boy, "OPPA OPPA" in singsong voice.
Siwonest City: One Lord: Shisus. They spend half of their day praying and reading their bibles. In the morning, everyone gets a "Good Morning You beautiful world" wake up call and in the night, everyone posts their selcas while half naked, on their beds. Citizens in this city are the derpiest people in the whole Super Junior Country.
Mitang City: The city that looks like a giant shopping mall. Everyone's sport is shopping. Super Mario stuffs are everywhere.
ELFish City: A BUNCH OF FISHES AND JEWEL-ELFISH CLOSE RELATIONSHIP. Nuff said.
Ryeosomnia City: Bananas are the number one food available. Giraffes are the pet of choice. The number one song on repeat is Moves Like Jagger. Citizens experience Insomnia and Sleep paralysis. Taking cute selcas and making child-like masterpieces and artworks are the hobbies of the inhabitants. Ryeosomnia inhabitants are really close with the Cloud City citizens.
Snowers City: THE. MOST. NORMAL. PEOPLE. ARE. LIVING. HERE. ._.
Gamers City: Starcraft is the only sport. No man smiles, smirks are the trend. They pull pranks and bullies the citizens living in the other cities. No water, Wine only. Gamers City citizens is really close with the Vitamin City inhabitants. REALLY CLOSE ._.
Strings City: "I'm Yours" is the national anthem with impressive violin solo. Everyone thinks buttslapping and skinship is weird and awkward. Spicy foods are forbidden to this city.

hanamon: Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases...

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:06:24 -0400

hanamon:

Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)

HAHA

hanamon: thedailywhat: In Case You Missed It of the Day: An...

Tue, 29 May 2012 16:59:35 -0400

hanamon:

thedailywhat:

In Case You Missed It of the Day: An unidentified homeless man is fighting for his life after his face was nearly eaten off by a naked attacker Saturday on a downtown highway ramp in Miami.

The attacker has been identified as Rudy Eugene, a 31-year-old homeless man. Some are speculating that he may have been high on LSD.

“He was ripping into his face with his teeth,” said Miami resident Larry Vega, who witnessed the attack. “He was ripping his skin, his neck. He had him held down. The guy couldn’t move really, and he was just tearing into his flesh. … You see these things in the movies, but when you see it up front and up close, it’s pretty traumatic. It really is.”

When a police officer approached and told Eugene to get off his victim, Eugene just kept chewing. “The guy just stood… with pieces of flesh in his mouth and he growled,” Vega said.

The officer then shot and killed Eugene.

As for the unfortunate victim, “much of his face was gone, the skin ripped away, the nose bitten and the eyes gouged,” according to the Miami Herald. He is in critical condition.

“We’re hoping that he pulls through, for his well-being, but also so he can tell us what happened,” said Sgt. Javier Ortiz, of the Miami police union. “Only he knows.”

[nydn]

what the shit.