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Mon, 13 May 2013 19:53:47 -0400

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grodus: i like this one

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:44:52 -0400

grodus:

i like this one

dangerousyako: instinctsbad: #the world would be a better...

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:43:45 -0400

dangerousyako:

instinctsbad:

#the world would be a better place if more people were like steve rogers

I’m going to be honest : I went to see this movie expecting it to be as unsubtle about villains and nazis and soldiers as most WWII movies - and I was okay with that, because it was a superhero movie, because it wasn’t the main point of the movie, because I got used over the years to war movies not bothering to make the difference between a German and a nazi. I didn’t expect anything and then it handled the matter better than any movie I’d ever seen and it made me so happy.

Steve Rogers is like a hobbit : he doesn’t like to fight, he doesn’t even want to fight, but there’s a problem that needs solving so he’s going to do the job.

tldr this movie is great and has the best Steve

edenagehenna: aroihkin: charliekneedles: SOMEONE HAS FINALLY...

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:37:32 -0400

edenagehenna:

aroihkin:

charliekneedles:

SOMEONE HAS FINALLY PUT MY FEELING INTO AN INTELLIGENT POST.

Someone finally said it!

#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and...

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:37:03 -0400

#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me

fictitiousfake: J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:19:30 -0400

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

anxietyblogger: lostruth: Power Structure of Oppression will...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:17:43 -0400

anxietyblogger:

lostruth:

Power Structure of Oppression

will always reblog

jadecake: paledreamers: danosaur-and-phillion: activatewindows...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:16:44 -0400

jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

dreamofflight: arachnis-deathicus: thecakebar: How to Make...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:15:04 -0400

Please visit the cake bar for more amazing food tutorials and recipes!

Please visit the cake bar for more amazing food tutorials and recipes!

dreamofflight:

arachnis-deathicus:

thecakebar:

How to Make Tiered Wedding Cake Cake Pops {click link for full tutorial}

This is also cute for a sweet 16 or fancy anniversary party

MOTHER FUCKER.

I second that. ^

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:12:00 -0400

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

new-ways-to-complain: conservativegirlonpolitics: That was the...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:11:37 -0400

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:11:03 -0400

tinfoilrobot: fckuharry: so I was at relay for life and guess what was just meandering around the...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:06:08 -0400

tinfoilrobot:

fckuharry:

so I was at relay for life and guess what was just meandering around the track

it just kept going around the track yelling exterminate

I literally cannot think of anything more ironic than a Dalek participating in Relay for Life.

This was a photo that Felice Fawn posed on Facebook. If you don't think thin shaming is a thing think again.

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:51:04 -0400

copequinn:

and she uploaded that saying “breakfast ^_^”

…

rhydonmyhardon: i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like...

Thu, 02 May 2013 10:21:15 -0400

rhydonmyhardon:

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

I knew this day would finally come.

Wed, 01 May 2013 14:10:40 -0400

_{I knew this day would finally come.}

Photo

Wed, 01 May 2013 14:01:35 -0400

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: some-atoms: kalycle: hooruss: some-atoms: It’s so weird when...

Wed, 01 May 2013 13:59:59 -0400

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

some-atoms:

kalycle:

hooruss:

some-atoms:

It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.

self conscious brains aww

brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible

because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong

you might say it’s braingerous

get out

helioscentrifuge: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: aiyuwithoutatrace: wegotplansforsammy: wibblywob...

Wed, 01 May 2013 13:59:30 -0400

helioscentrifuge:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

"After learning my flight was detained 4 hours, I heard the announcement: If anyone in the vicinity..."

Wed, 01 May 2013 13:42:51 -0400

“

After learning my flight was detained 4 hours,
I heard the announcement:
If anyone in the vicinity of gate 4-A understands any Arabic,
Please come to the gate immediately.

Well—one pauses these days. Gate 4-A was my own gate. I went there.
An older woman in full traditional Palestinian dress,
Just like my grandma wore, was crumpled to the floor, wailing loudly.
Help, said the flight service person. Talk to her. What is her
Problem? we told her the flight was going to be four hours late and she
Did this.

I put my arm around her and spoke to her haltingly.
Shu dow-a, shu- biduck habibti, stani stani schway, min fadlick,
Sho bit se-wee?

The minute she heard any words she knew—however poorly used—
She stopped crying.

She thought our flight had been canceled entirely.
She needed to be in El Paso for some major medical treatment the
Following day. I said no, no, we’re fine, you’ll get there, just late,

Who is picking you up? Let’s call him and tell him.
We called her son and I spoke with him in English.
I told him I would stay with his mother till we got on the plane and
Would ride next to her—Southwest.

She talked to him. Then we called her other sons just for the fun of it.

Then we called my dad and he and she spoke for a while in Arabic and
Found out of course they had ten shared friends.

Then I thought just for the heck of it why not call some Palestinian
Poets I know and let them chat with her. This all took up about 2 hours.

She was laughing a lot by then. Telling about her life. Answering
Questions.

She had pulled a sack of homemade mamool cookies—little powdered
Sugar crumbly mounds stuffed with dates and nuts—out of her bag—
And was offering them to all the women at the gate.

To my amazement, not a single woman declined one. It was like a
Sacrament. The traveler from Argentina, the traveler from California,
The lovely woman from Laredo—we were all covered with the same
Powdered sugar. And smiling. There are no better cookies.

And then the airline broke out the free beverages from huge coolers—
Non-alcoholic—and the two little girls for our flight, one African
American, one Mexican American—ran around serving us all apple juice
And lemonade and they were covered with powdered sugar too.

And I noticed my new best friend—by now we were holding hands—
Had a potted plant poking out of her bag, some medicinal thing,

With green furry leaves. Such an old country traveling tradition. Always
Carry a plant. Always stay rooted to somewhere.

And I looked around that gate of late and weary ones and thought,
This is the world I want to live in. The shared world.

Not a single person in this gate—once the crying of confusion stopped
—has seemed apprehensive about any other person.

They took the cookies. I wanted to hug all those other women too.
This can still happen anywhere.

Not everything is lost.

”

- Naomi Shihab Nye (b. 1952), “Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal.” I think this poem may be making the rounds, this week, but that’s as it should be. (via oliviacirce)

I wanna live inside this story.

(via theloversneedtocleartheroad)

I can’t reblog this poem enough, I adore it.

(via popelizbet)