May 2013
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fictitiousfake:
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
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Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
tinfoilrobot:
fckuharry:
so I was at relay for life and guess what was just meandering around the track
it just kept going around the track yelling exterminate
I literally cannot think of anything more ironic than a Dalek participating in Relay for Life.
This was a photo that Felice Fawn posed on...
copequinn:
and she uploaded that saying “breakfast ^_^”
…
rhydonmyhardon:
i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
some-atoms:
kalycle:
hooruss:
some-atoms:
It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible
because if they’re visible...
helioscentrifuge:
i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
aiyuwithoutatrace:
wegotplansforsammy:
wibblywobblytimeturners:
somewherethats-green:
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
like no
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say...
“After learning my flight was detained 4 hours,
I heard the announcement:
If...”
– Naomi Shihab Nye (b. 1952), “Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal.” I think this poem may be making the rounds, this week, but that’s as it should be. (via oliviacirce)
I wanna live inside this story.
(via theloversneedtocleartheroad)
I can’t reblog this poem enough, I adore it.
...
“Seriously, if we believe a 14 year old is too immature to know how to take a...”
– “Hey, FDA: Drop the Plan B Age Restriction,” my latest at The Nation (via jessicavalenti)
Fear Me, for I am Death and the End of All Things:... →
ofgeography:
Yoccu: roachpatrol: Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess…
roachpatrol:
Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang.
Like, think about it: you’re given this…
glasscatfigurine:
do you ever see something thats so cute that you just get angry
April 2013
pyrilia:
my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out
so i called him and
IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
h0odrich:
I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
rogierinthedeep:
lordoftheinternet:
toy story but with the grown up kind of toys if you know what i mean
you got a friend in me
Fear Me, for I am Death and the End of All Things:... →
psilentasincjelli:
twigwise:
3ridan:
friendly reminder that some people don’t have any idea about different genders/sexualitys!! it is not their fault!! they just have not been told!! instead of instantly labeling them a -phobic or being angry at them, calmly inform them and…
